Friday, September 11, 2015

High School Football Predictions, 9/11-9/12 2015

We are reviving a few facets of our old column at the old site, and one of them is High School Football.

Due to us now bearing the legal responsibility for this column, we will no longer be using Point Spreads for high school games.

Let's get to the Pigskin Prognostication!

Yes, that's a college field, sorry.

Brockton at Fitchburg, 7 PM Friday

Fitchburg always has a good team, but I'm going with 30 Brock!

Brockton, 20-18


Pembroke at Norwell, 7 PM Friday

I have the visiting teams going 2-0 so far.

Pembroke, 24-21


Marshfiled at Ridgewood, NJ, 7 PM Friday

A natural geographic rivalry continues....

Marshfield, 30-27


Barnstable at Dennis-Yarmouth, 7 PM Friday

The rivalry has favored Barney recently... but if you were going to make a longshot bet, why not D-Y at home, on a mushy field? Oh yeah, because they're playing Barnstable.

Barnstable, 34-14


Sharon at Falmouth, 6:30 PM Friday

Hopefully, Sharon will be worn down by bridge traffic.

Falmouth, 14-10


Hingham at Sandwich, 7 PM Friday

Hingham is the northeasternmost Ham in our reading area.

Sammich, 17-14


East Longmeadow at Nauset, 7 PM, Friday

Lucky it wasn't West Longmeadow, that would be a bit far to travel for a high school game.

Nauset, 41-17


New Bedford at Taunton, 6 PM Friday

New Beffuh gets an early Dub in conference play, whipping up on Silver City.

NB, 30-20


Somerset-Berkley at Durfee, 5 PM Friday

It must be tough to lose to a pair of itty-bitty towns when you're a bigger entity like Fall River, which is why I'm going in with both feet.

S-B, 20-19


Old Rochester at Cardinal Spellman, 7 PM Friday

OR is a good team, but not this good.

Spellman, 18-14


Silver Lake at Malden Catholic, 7 PM Friday

I used to do a Monponsett-to-Charlestown commute, and that sucked. This is a longer, worse ride.

Malden Catholic 20-13


Mystic Valley at Diman, 7 PM Friday

I always thought Mystic was either a River or a Connecticut harbor.

MV, 20-7


Lincon Sudbury at Dighton-Rehoboth, 7 PM

Why not go relatively local when betting on the Battle-of-the-Hyphens?

D-R, 9-7


Carver at Martha's Vineyard, 6:30 PM

Seasick mainlanders are a nice way to start the season.

Martha, 20-19


Hanover at Oliver Ames, 7 PM Friday

OA will have a Hanover Hangover the morning after this game!

Hanover 14-10


Canton at Rockland, 7 PM Friday

Rockland can try to steal signals, but they are useless if they cant read Cantonese.

Canton, 20-16


King Phillip at East Bridgewater, 7 PM Friday

KP didn't win many wars, but he sure does kick a lot of football ass.

KP, 30-20


Southeastern at West Bridgewater, 7 PM Friday

I gave EB a 10 point loss, why not give WB a 10 point win to balance everything out?

30-20


Mashpee at Britsol-Plymouth, 7 PM Friday

Mashpee is always tough and BP isn't.

Mashpee, 10-7


Hull at Blue Hills, 4 PM Friday

Is Blue Hills actually blue anywhere? No? 20 point loss!

Hull, 34-14


Bridgewater-Raynham at Duxbury, 7 PM Friday

Duxbury owned the state for a few years, but the wheels sort of fell off the dragon last year. This game is a huge test of whether the D will be active in the playoff season.

Duxbury 21-20


Middleboro at Dartmouth, 7 PM Friday

If you were coaching Datmouth and the season started poorly, would you be above sneaking a few guys onto the squad from UMass-Dartmouth? It'd be fun winning a high school Super Bowl with a 23 year old QB.

Dartmouth, 23-17


Plymouth South at Whitman Hanson, 7 PM Friday

P-Sow made a great leap forward last year,so we'll see if it carries over to this season.

PS, 20-13


Scituate at Cohasset 7 PM Friday

"Scituate" and "Billerica" go 1-2 and 2-1 in "Massachusetts town names that people from outside of Massachusetts can't pronounce."

Cohasset, 37-30


Apponequet at Plymouth North, 7 PM Friday

PN players, befuddled as they try to guess where Apponequet is, let this one slip away.

Appo, 13-12


Fairhaven at Wareham, 7 PM Friday

Fairhaven is the South Coast office of CCM, and we will only bet against them if they play Duxbury and maybe Bourne.

Fairhaven, 24-22


Greater New Bedford at Bishop Stang, 7 PM

Much like Bruce Willis and Mister Glass, the presence of a Greater New Bedford means that there must be a Lesser New Bedford out there somewhere. It might be in England, I'm not sure...

Stang, 20-19


Bourne at Monomoy, 7 PM Friday

Bourne is trying out the new spread offense, so why not bet on a 70+ point over/under?

Bourne, 41-37


Westfield at Abington, 7 PM Friday

My people tell me that Abby is taking no shorts this year, and certainly not from Westfield.

Abington, 31-14


St. John Paul II at St. Clement, Saturday, 1 PM

I hope that the current Pope gets a high school soon, he seems pretty cool.

STJP2, 30-10


Nantucket at Upper Cape, Saturday, 1 PM

I may actuallycheck this game out, I have the day ooff and I need some football pictures so every subsequent article isn't as picture-barren as this one.

UCT, 17-10


South Shore Voke Tech at Sacred Heart, 1 PM

Our own Stacey, who has yet to kick in to this column, is a Sacred Heart girl. Hence, we bet for them, sight unseen.

Sacred Heart, 17-14


Bishop Connolly at Cape Cod Tech, Saturday 1 PM

CCT is tough, but not tough enough to beat the Bishop.

BC, 20-10



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