Tuesday, November 15, 2016
And So It Begins... Christmas Decorations Before Veterans Day
Anyone else have that family in the neighborhood who have the Christmas decorations up already?
Plymouth may win the title this year, as this Bourne Road house had the gear in effect well before Veterans Day.
Sorry, it doesn't count if the Christmas-lovin' family in your neighborhood leaves the decorations up all year. I want the guy who said "Halloween was a week ago... where's my faux diamond flying reindeer?"
My guess is that the homeowner has to stake those decorations into the ground, and that it becomes difficult closer to the holiday when the ground is frozen.
I'm not making fun of this guy, and actually admire his intensity, Christmas spirit and "I'll do the job now, while it is easier" Swamp Yankee pragmatism. We all know that Christmas is a commercial racket, run by a big Eastern syndicate... so it's nice to see some true Love.
If someone in your town has this house beaten, let us know in the comments.
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Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Bourne Rd, Plymouth, MA 02360, USA
Monday, November 14, 2016
Supermoon King Tide Brings Coastal Flooding Concerns
by Tristan Umeda, owner of Family Pet & Supply. |
We are witnessing a unique lunar event, as the moon is getting as close to us as it has been since the 1940s. You no doubt saw her in the sky last night, and perhaps will see it tonight. They call it a Perigree Moon, and it is the opposite of an Apogee (furthest distance) Moon.
The original inhabitants of the area called it a Beaver Moon, and the weather man calls it a Supermoon. We're in a run of them, having had one in October, and awaiting the one in December. This, however, is what Fred G. Sanford would call "the Big One."
The moon exerts influence on many things. Aboriginals, as we saw, use the moons to know when to check the beaver traps for fur. Werewolves and Witches favor the full moon. Smugglers hate the full moon, with the Outer Cape term "mooncusser" stemming from this professional dislike.
Coastal Residents also are wary of Supermoons. Supermoons produce King Tides, also known locally as Flood Tides. Flood Tides are the kind of tides where the road or the basement flood without the usual nor'easter storm catalyst.
Well, at least we won't have a storm to worry about, right? Wait... what?
A storm will move up the East Coast at us Tuesday, and this will get that Supermoon/King Tide amped up even more. This won't be a crusher of a storm, with winds more along the 15-30 MPH range than the 35-74 MPH range. Those winds will be sufficient to work up some surf, and the wves will arrive at the worst possible astrological time or astronomical time or whichever one doesn't mean your horoscope.
This isn't a storm that will tear your house down and beat you with it, but it may flood the road or give you a brand new indoor basement pool.
Brant Rock is looking at a 12 foot high tide at 11:13 AM Tuesday. zthe Sandwich end of the Cape Cod Canal gets an 11.3 foot high tide. Scituate gets an 11.8 foot high tide. Barnstable Harbor gets a 12.5 foot tide. Plymouth Harbor gets a 12.8 foot tide. Duxbury Harbor gets a 13 foot tide. Check your high tide here.
We'll be at Duxbury Beach tomorrow to see what's what. We were at Plymouth for high tide today, as you see below. We'll be back with an update tomorrow.
I stole Tristan's pic because this is what my skillz do to a Supermoon, below:
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Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Duxbury Beach, Duxbury, MA 02332, USA
Saturday, November 12, 2016
Mutant Three Claw Lobster Taken In Maine
Look at the set on this Bad Larry that was fished out of the sea off of Maine yesterday.... |
He sold on the docks, $4.05/lb |
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Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Stonington, ME 04681, USA
November South Coast Fall Foliage
Since I have brain-lock for this pretty cool shot, I'll drop some links to remind you that we have done leaf-peeping articles on mid-October South Shore, late-October South Shore, late October South Coast, early November Cape Cod, an odd plea to line the Cape Cod Canal with fall foliage color trees, and- now, right here- early November South Coast. We may take one more crack at the Cape, it depends on how effectively I will be able to celebrate the passing of the Ballot Question 4 thingy. |
My crappy camera in poor light, fired off of the Trowbridge Tavern deck. This is why most of my shots are close-ups, and why I hire the Joeynas of the world. |
Joeyna is newer to street photography than I am, and doesn't yet know that people just love it when obscure regional website photographers pull the car up onto their lawn so as to cut the power lines out of their Big Yellowsh Tree picture... or she's considerably smarter than me, and is therefore much less likely to get rocked in the lip by some justifiably angry homeowner. |
I love red trees, even when they grow in yards that are on a brutally sloped hill. You know how it is out in the sticks, dog. |
It's like following the yellow brick road, just upside down. |
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Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Rochester, MA, USA
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
LEGALIZE!
Massachusetts voters are being asked whether or not to legalize the recreational use and sale of marijuana. You have no doubt seen the commercials from both sides. We thought that today would be a good time to drop some knowledge on the matter.
- Marijuana is the least harmful drug out there that is used recreationally, incuding legal drugs like alcohol and tobacco.
- Alcohol, which is legal and regulated, is a far greater killer of Americans than marijuana, both suddenly (overdoses and accidents) and long-term. Alcohol kills about 15,000 Americans a year just in OUI accidents.
- Much of the fight against the end of marijuana persecution is being paid for by both Big Al (alcohol suppliers and distributors) and Little Al (bars, retail alcohol stores), in a direct effort to avoid losing market shares for their far more dangerous product to a less harmful alternative like marijuana.
- The same can also be said about Big Pharma, who are to blame for the Oxycontin plague killing our children right now. They want the status quo, with doctors pushing their pills onto people who will get hooked and turn to heroin when their prescriptions run out... while US soldiers are dying in a mountain hell defending Afghan poppy fields.
- You are in far more danger of a drug-related death from visiting a doctor (and his/her hook-you-on-painkillers prescription pad) just once with a broken bone than you are from a lifetime spent making weekly visits to the den of even the most shadowy purveyor of black market marijuana.
- Every instant that a Massachusetts cop spends focusing on marijuana (and even in decriminalized Massachusetts, cops spend countless hours pursuing the black market marijuana trade, and rabidly consider anything more than a sandwich bag full of the stuff to be a crime worthy of a murderer's jail time) is an instant that he/she is not pursuing far more dangerous and harmful criminal activity.
- Police are safer in a world with legalized marijuana. They will be freed from the raids which get them shot by drug dealers. They will lower their number of citizen confrontations, which also gets them (and some citizens) shot.
- While some cops will tell you that maarijuana should stay illegal, you have to remember that they have worked their whole lives as the foot soldiers in the failed War On Drugs, and consider the fact that people are voting to legalize weed as disrespect to their brave (if misdirected) efforts. It ends up as an Us vs Them scenario where it is almost impossible to expect a balanced view.
- Even then, and even with intense inter-profession pressure for law enforcement people to be anti-pot, it is sort of funny to see the main pro-marijuana commercials on TV featuring calm policemen speaking about the benefits of legalized marijuana, while the main anti-marijuana commercial is a ridiculous paranoid fantasy production.
- Note that the commercial that I speak of, the one where the sheltered soccer mom awakes to a world with legalized marijuana, is contemptible. The only scenario shown that doesn't exist already is the daughter grabbing for the edibles (from a window in a shop that she wouldn't be allowed into), and the son buying weed legally from a licensed, regulated purveyor. The increase in crime inference is a lie exposed by states where marijuana is leglized. The man shown in the commercial billowing smokestack-style clouds of smoke would most likely be doing so with weed being either legal or illegal.
- What the commercial doesn't show is Mom drinkng bottle of wine and backing the car over the daughter, hubby drinking a 12 pack and smacking Mom, the son getting post-concussion syndrome from organized sports and becoming hooked on the pain medication that the doctors provide him, the cops- freed from pursuing harmless weed- chasing actual dangerous criminals, and the pot shop paying taxes that pour money into the schools and law enforcement apparatus of the town that they serve.
- Weed shops will take the sale of marijuana out of the hands of a drug dealer who would happily sell it to a child and put the sale of marijuana into the hands of a licensed, regulated businessman who will then diffuse tax money into the community. A child would be persona non grata in a weed shop, a potential business-wrecking failure.
- I can only speak for Buzzards Bay, but if I could take one of those several dozen empty stores on Main Street and replace it with a guaranteed winner of a business sporting a pre-existing and sizable in-town client base... you'd better come up with a better argument than some 1930s Reefer Madness nonsense when telling me why not.
- A vote for Legalization immediately takes about a quarter to a half million of our harmless citizens from Outlaw status to the status of respectable, revenue generating lawful citizens. This vote will also inflict immense damage on the actual harmful drug people, the guys running and selling it.
- If legalized marijuana is not overtaxed, it will indeed slaughter the black market. Overtaxed, it will generate a black market.
- A legalized marijuana society with a mortally wounded black market will make it much more difficult for children to acquire marijuana.
- Home-grown weed, not subject to taxes, will generate income for the state via sales of gardening materials. It's a piddling sum, granted... but it is more than we take in under the status quo, with people potentially facing years in prison for growing marijuana in-home.
- You are in far greater danger of being killed in a mass shooting by someone really into alt-right conspiracy or religion than you are by someone who has been driven to kill by his marijuana use. Marijuana has a mellowing effect, and her users are more likely to kill a box of Pop Tarts than they are to kill everyone in an elementary school.
- States with legalized marijuana yield interesting stats on weed and driving. 66% of road fatalities involving marijuana also involve alcohol, with alcohol being the far more likely culprit for the crash. A lesser % involve other, harder drugs. Of the remainder, Causality becomes an issue. Was the weed responsible for the crash? It's a tough sell in a snowy, mountainous state like Colorado. It's also a tough sell when the stats consider a stoner driver stopped at a red light who is then plowed into and killed by a drunk driver to be a "road death with marijuana present in the bloodstream."
- The fun part about the weed/driving stats is that, once you eliminate the drunks and the blizzard deaths, you have a number of deaths in the teens/single digits, from among a population of 10 million or so. Any insurance agent will tell you what the pro-persecution commercials won't tell you... the driver with weed in his blood is statistically less likely to get into a fatal road accident than a guy without weed is. We're not saying that the stoned driver is safer, as stats can vary year to year and a stoner bus accident could raise the % in a given period. We're just saying that the present information doesn't suggest that persecution is warranted.
- Legalized marijuana will pour millions and eventually billions into the state's coffers, money which can be used for better schools, better roads, better (and, via legalization, more efficient/useful) police... just a better life in general, and that's just for the non-smokers. It will be a considerably better life for the hundreds of thousands of Massachusetts smokers who are currently Outlaws under these Jim Crow-era laws.
- Understand that an anti-legalization vote wont make marijuana go away. It was out there before, and usage is widespread. It will just keep smokers in the black market, untaxed, unregulated, pursued endlessly by costly and mis-utilized police squads.
- If your views on marijuana have evolved past the colored people water fountain-era paranoid fantasies about armies of zombie stoners stumbling down Main Street, and if you accept that millions of people are already smoking it nationwide, you will basically see this ballot question as a vote on whether marijuana should be regulated and taxed.
- If legalization is batted down, don't goof on your local stoner too hard. The general effects he will suffer include "Not being able to buy it in a store" and "Not being able to grow it at home," moves that will feed the black market that awaits the stoner if his legal persecution is voted for. The modus operandi of the stoner will just continue as it was... untaxed, unregulated and persecuted by a costly legal system.
- Just don't complain to the stoner when the information presented in your daughter's aging History books cuts off at the Nancy Reagan era, or when a cop gets shot in a town which couldn't afford to properly armor him. We were offering tax dollars to pay for those things, but you chose to Just Say No.
- The stoners are tired of persecution, and they number in the hundreds of thousands in Massachusetts. They aren't going anywhere, no matter how you vote. The police have better things to do, as do the courts. The towns and state need the tax revenue. You're choosing between legal, regulated, taxed marijuana on one side and our police fighting a losing battle against both the black market and hundreds of thousands of harmless citizens on the other side. Get off of Mary Warner's back.
It's time to evolve, my friends. Stop the persecution of harmless marijuana smokers. We urge you to vote for the legalization of marijuana in Massachusetts.
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Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Buzzards Bay, Bourne, MA 02532, USA
Sunday, November 6, 2016
Cape Cod (and some Plymouth) Fall Foliage
I'll sacrifice some Clarity if the picture has some bright red. I also blocked some traffic for this shot (this blurry, wasted shot), so I was going to use it even if my thumb was over the lens. |
I probably should have fired off a few of these, maybe got a pic that isn't all blurry. That's a good burst of color, however... especially for Cape Cod. |
This is in the Ponds of Plymouth, which made it into a Cape Cod article because we needed some Marylou's for the trip, and we went to the Cedarville one. |
All of the basketball games at the University of New Hampshire should be played in this setting. |
The first time that I ever stopped the car in Brewster.... nothing against Brew Town, just how things shook themselves out. I'll be back! |
This must have been a tough Ask at the tree-selling store or wherever you go to get trees... "In October, I want a single tree, and I want it to be green, yellow, orange, maybe a touch of red..." |
A lot of Cape Cod foliage tripping involves single trees in some dude's yard. |
I'm a trailblazer in the "leaning out of the car window with a shabby Wal-Mart camera" photojournalist motif. |
I like when the tree moves past Aquaman-style orange into more of a near-red scenario. |
Cape Cod was bangin'... so we may be back. Be sure to check out our leaf-peeping on the South Coast and South Shore from previous articles. |
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barnstable,
bourne,
brewster,
cape cod,
dennis,
fall foliage,
leaf peeping,
plymouth,
sandwich,
yarmouth
Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Brewster, MA, USA
Monday, October 31, 2016
Happy Halloween From Cranberry County Magazine!
As we await the Great Pumpkin, let's check out some Halloween decorations. |
He's actually breathing fire, but my camera was frightened into blurriness. |
Witches are considerably more cheerful the further south you get from Salem. |
Our Halloween special was shot in broad daylight and will be published close to the Witching Hour. |
I was going to wear my twenty foot electric blue avenging angel costume, but this guy beat me to it. |
Mayor McPumpkin of Wareham |
They say that, during zombie apocalypses, the guys who tidy up cemeteries are the first to die. |
"The line to get at them jugs on her starts at the left.... in fact, you're the first guy in it." |
Let's see... a coward, a dummy, some trash, a girl leading them.... Hillary rally? |
A couple o' guys wearing sheets, led by some strange orange-tinted evil creature.... Trump rally? |
Some decorations get a forward lean if October is trending windy. |
You can open a cemetery in your yard even if you have a small lawn, but you can only cater to midgets. |
Same to you! |
Yeti pretty much have to dress as Frankenstein. It's tough to play a witch or a princess when you're 8 feet tall and furry. |
Most people go Scary when they decorate for Halloween, but this house went Cute. |
I'd hit that... |
When you're as famous as Frankenstein is, you can just grab girls by the pelvic bone,no consent needed. |
That's pretty much how it works when I need a lawyer... |
Location: Buzzards Bay, MA, USA
Buzzards Bay, Bourne, MA 02532, USA
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